Tuesday, October 26, 2010

"Facebook Love"

Okay, people, listen up!  Posting your relationship problems all over Facebook is not acceptable.  Save the drama for ya moma!  I can't tell you how many times everyday i see somebody fussing out their boyfriend/girlfriend on Facebook.  Why do you put all that crap out there for everybody to see?  Nobody cares!!  It's especially annoying when you see someone constantly posting "I love you" all over somebody's wall.  If you only do it sometimes it's a different story.  Especially referring to the last post i made about "love."  Besides: wouldn't you rather tell that person that you love them yourself?  A Facebook "ily" is so impersonal and means absolutely nothing.  It's so lame (honestly).

Another thing.  "WHY HAVEN'T YOU CHANGED YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS???"  People get mad over that stuff!  Why does it matter so much about that?  Just because it don't say that they're "in a relationship" with you don't mean they care about you any less.  That should not be a priority.  (I'm just saying)  Get over it!  It's really hilarious to see someone go from "single" to "in a relationship" to "single" to "in a relationship" to "single" to "engaged" to "married" to "single" to "to engaged" to "single".........well you get the point, all in a week.  What the heck is going on there though?  That's a lot of people to be with (I'm just saying), and you must have really loved at least three of them right?? haha you people kill me!

One thing I feel is quite gross and disgusting are the profile pictures of the two people making out.  It's not cute and no one wants to see it.  You can keep all those intimate moments to yourself before your grandma on Facebook has a heart attack seeing a picture of you acting "inappropriate."  It's even worse when it's from just the angle where you can see the tongues....NASTY!!  You should be reported!

Isn't it so cute how some people always put the initials of the person they're with at the end of every status?  Not really.  It's obsessive and weird (especially if you started dating yesterday).  Yes, we get it.  You're dating whatever-the-heck-his-name-is and that's nice.  You don't have to remind me on the 50 statuses you post everyday.  Maybe you don't realize but nobody has to know (or really cares) every time you take a step by the way (I'm just saying).  Facebook is for keeping up with your friends and family, not stalking them or complaining to everybody about your relationship.  Keep it to yourself!!  It's really no one else's business and I definitely didn't need to know.

1 comment:

  1. Very interesting 'theloveguru'. At first, I only read this because it was an assignment. This is well written though. You chose a topic, supported that topic, and moved this reader(atleast in agreeing with you). A+, I really liked it.

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