It's really ridiculous how much relationships rely on Facebook. It seems that as soon as a person enters into a relationship with another person, him/her must put it on Facebook immediately. It doesn't matter if it's only been official for 5 seconds, the world of Facebook must be informed! I mean, who would want to wait it out for a couple weeks to see if it's a thing that's really going to last? It could save you the embarrassment of having to change your status back to single the very next day. Wouldn't you want to tell your family and your friends about it first so they don't have to find out on Facebook? It would save you a lot of "Why didn't you tell me?!?"s from everyone that you know!
Once the relationship has become official, it seems that Facebook is essential to keeping the relationship alive. Once that status changes from "single" to "Jamel Ifuckedyourmamaandyourgirllastnight Williams is in a relationship with Latoya Msbootybooty Jones," everything that happens on Facebook is crucial. First off, it seems that you have to like and comment on every post and status update and activity that the other party has on their wall. I still haven't figured out why. You don't have to pretend that you like all of the same things and have everything in common. I hope that one wouldn't be offended if their partner didn't like their post. If they are one of these people then they're not worth being with in the first place.
The second part is to all you girls out there (and don't act like you dont' do it either). You're looking at your boyfriend's page and you see that he liked some girls picture. Then you're thinking "WHO is this ho?!" Well now you have to see what she looks like so naturally you click on the picture. "Oh hell NO! He will NOT be talking to that Bitch!" Then you proceed to text your boyfriend and tell him he better unlike that picture, delete her off of Facebook and block her. This, ladies, is a very unattractive trait to have. You have got to have some confidence and you've got to learn to trust your man. Whether you'd like to think so or not, not every man is a dirty scumbag.
Another thing that I just can't even begin to comprehend: Why is your Facebook birthday so damn important? You have 3,000 friends (most of them you probably don't even know and have never talked to in your life) and every single one of them says "Happy Birthday!" on your wall, but the only thing that you can think about is the fact that your boyfriend didn't post it. Never mind the fancy dinner, the necklace, and the four dozen roses that he bought you as well as a spring break trip to fucking Disney World. None of that matters because he couldn't take two seconds to say "Happy Birthday" on Facebook
This part is for all of you guys out there, but first things first. Make sure that your profile picture is not of you and your ex-girlfriend or that girl you took home from the club two weekends ago (even though you probably wouldn't care enough about her to even put her in your profile pic, but I'm just covering the bases). DO NOT add all of those girls that have all of the naked pictures and tag you in all of them right in between the legs. Don't go around liking every girls pictures. I would also go ahead and delete any pictures of yourself where you're making out with or all over another girl. I don't know why, but for some reason Facebook is really important to your girl so just try to make her happy and don't do anything stupid.
